Mulan

LET"S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. YES PEOPLE THIS POST IS ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVORITES. MULAN!! Ok so if you never watched this movie you are stupid and like needs to stop being stupid. NO offense or anything though, I just feel very passionately about this movie. It's about a woman named Mulan and she is pretty bad at being a woman. SO she steals her dad's stuff to join the army. Now here is where the story gets interesting. We are introduced to the love interest and the only 5 side characters that are used to progress the plot. Now Mulan is horrible being a warrior because you know she's a woman and all. Yet through the power of montage she over comes the problem of sexism in movies and becomes a super cool kung fu fighting warrior. The movie also has the best songs ever in it. It's like Wendy wu homecoming warrior on steroids. Its super good and Eddie Murphy is in it, so that makes it  768 times better. And now I present you with a picture of Eddie Murphy.

Finding Nemo

Ok so this movie is good, but when you think about it the fishes are stupid. This little fish named nemo wants to be cool and impress his friends right? Well while he was doing that he gets kidnaped, or 'fishnapped', it doesn't matter. He was whatevernapped. And his clown of a dad has to go find him. All because of his kid giving into peer pressure. He can't even swim properly with his tiny fin and guess what. He swims to touch the butt. I don't understand why though. Like yeah every kid goes threw that stupid emo phase but come on,HAVE COMMON SENSE NEMO. And now it's because if nemos stupid little fish butt Dory gets lost or something in her new movie. I mean thinking about it now I guess it was a good thing he was stupid because if he didn't touch the butt then we wouldn't have had that bomb movie.

Shrek

Shrek one of the biggest meme movies of this messed up generation. It had lovable yet odd characters that changes the way we see many things today. Like an ogre, not only is there more ogre puns than ever in history but also it made us see and ogre as a hero. Yes, a hero that gets the girl and had one of the funniest sidekicks. It was popular enough to get like 20 other movies and so much fan love. Now the real question is, why is it so popular? Is it the characters? The plot? Well I will answer that right here and now, it is because of the music. And buy music I mean the one amazing song that is played. That song is All-Star by Smash mouth. It is the best song ever, also the music video is amazing. Nah I am joking, the only reason why shrek is so big is because of the memes.

Fight Club

Ok so this movie made me question a lot of things. Mostly about myself, like why aren't I there and why and am I still alive. It's kinda depressing. Ok so let's start with the main character, he doesn't really matter I guess because you never find out his name. But that's ok because the only reason why you watched the movie was because of Brad Pitt anyway. He's character was super cool and was a soap sales men which wasn't cool. But then he made bombs out of soap so that's pretty neat. So these two dudes start a Fight Club. (Oh my god who wouldn't guessed it?) Another thing to point out was that there club was super legit, they had rules and everything. Anyway so the club slowly turns into a gang and they blow up a city block or something, I can't remember. At the end of the movie there's a type of M. Night Shyamalan twist that makes you go wowza I didn't expect that. Yeah so it's a good movie 2156/2148 would watch.

Kung Fu Panda

"There are no accidents in kung fu" - Dying Turtle 

OK LITTLE KUNG FU WANNABES LETS START THIS POST. YOU SEE THAT BOMB QUOTE RIGHT UP THERE THATS FROM KUNG FU PANDA. It's about this fat panda who wants to do kung fu because you know that type of stuff is cool. Also there is this group of people that know kung fu really well named the fab five. And our fat little main character wants to be fab as well. Then this old turtle says he is the chosen one so everyone believes it. But then through the power of montage he learns kung fu and is pretty awesome. Anyways this movie was decent enough to get two more movies after it so it can't be that bad. Each one with the same plot but with different characters. But here is the real question did you like that stupid quote? Did you want to know more stupid quotes? Then check out my boi Naomi . 

Madagascar

Ok so I am going to be honest. I am not sure what this movie was or why it had another few movies. It's about these zoo animals that get shipped away to Madagascar for some reason. Why are they getting shipped away? Well it's because the zebra left his cage and I think the rest of the stupid animals leave too. Anyway the movies characters are a lion, a hippo, a giraffe and a zebra. And the coolest part of this movie, the Penguins. They are the ones that got there own movie and TV show, but now that I think about it they were the minions of 2008, but just a little less annoying. Anyway (again) when they get to Madagascar they just party and dance to some annoying song. And since lions eat meat the lion goes crazy and wants to eat someone. But guess who he bits into? The ZEBRA! OH GOD NO, IT WAS HIS BEST FRIEND. But the zebra didn't die, he just had a scar for the rest of the franchise. There is no way disney can show the circle of life in a movie.

Sky High

It's that one movie of bipolar teens that have super powers. Why? Well because just normal bipolar teenagers are not enough for Disney. So basically the movies about this one guy who's parents are the dankest super hero's but the kids like not. All of the other kids have powers but him. And because if that he's a loser and gets put into the side kick class. Oh yeah they have classes for the cool kids and the not cool kids. So while in the loser class some cooler kid bullies him and then he rekts them with his powers. When he was fighting he got his powers because cliche. Then he goes through that Troy Bolton phase in HSM 2 where he leaves his friends to be cool. But in yet another cliche the cool kids are evil. Oh no! That was totally unexpected and original, good job Disney. But wait there is more the kid goes back with his friends to defeat the cool kids. Wow such a great movie, the best part is you don't have to watch it because I just explained the whole movie.

Over The Hedge

BAM Raccoon BAM squirrel BAM TURTLE FOR SOME REASON then you add a hedge and then WOWZA YOU GOT YOURSELF A GOOD MOVIE. Over the hedge is that one movie that was made in a last ditch effort to save your company and get money so you really hoped people would like it. And then people did like it, but then agin not enough people liked it so it died two minutes after it's release. BUT still the like 20 people that did like will always have good memories of that movie. It's about this raccoon dude that gets the forest animals to steal. It's the furry version of oceans eleven or something. SO yeah they go out and like steal a ton of snacks from humans and the humans don't notice until the end of the movie. And then the raccoon has to repay this bear because he ruined his snacks and stuff so theres an angry bear in the movie. The weird part is how every animal in the movie is super smart and can steal stuff. And like why are they stealing in the first place? Their are a lot more berries in the forrest than chips in a lays bag. I MEAN EVERYONE WANTS A GOOD TWINKE EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE BUT IF THEY HAVE THE BRAINS TO STEAL THEN THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A JOB AND PROVIDE FOR THERE FAMILY. LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE A HEART. STEALING IS THE ONE TRUE SIN.

The Bee Movie

Some would describe first love as an interaction between the same species. However, one great movie dispels that notion, the notion that a woman cannot date a bee. When a beautiful cgi character leaves her abusive husband, played by Patrick Warburton, all goes to heaven when she finds her true love...a bee....played by Jerry Seinfeld. Yes thats right, if this movie didn't tug at your heart strings before, beastiality is sure to do the trick. However, the game goes sour when the Bee's don't like the human interaction, because Jerry Bee pulls the girls, and they do not. However the game goes sourer when Bees want their honey back from the humans. Jerry Seinbee will now, with the help of his lover, fight back through the court system. I suggest anyone into what i just said to check out the Bee Movie. It is very good. 10/10.

High School Musical

Do you like high school? Of course not. Do you like musicals? Yeah you do. Well do I have the movie for you. The movie that shaped a generation, and by generation I mean me, High School Musical. It's about the average american high school with the clique people in every high school. The jocks,the nerd, the skaters,the drama geeks, and everyone else that doesn't matter. But this movie has a twist, The most famous jock, Troy Bolton, falls in love with a nerd. Oh no! It's so different and weird that everyone hates it. But wait there is more! They both sing! A jock singing there is no way that is accepted in this society. You thought it was only Troy but you thought wrong. Another jock, Zeke, admits that he bakes and could make a creme brulee, man that was one of the biggest plot twist in movie history. After a little montage and some sad song they are accepted. It taught people that what everybody else thinks is important until they stop caring. The movie ends with a bomb song that everybody should know. Man that was a good movie.

Chicken Little

Today we talk about that train wreck of  a movie Chicken Little. Chicken Little is that one movie that never did all that well and you never really wanted to see but when it comes on Disney channel you can't help but sit and watch it. And if we are being honest here the only reason why you don't rip your eyes out is because if the fish dude. It's about this chicken who notices that the sky is falling and tells everyone about it. But since his a stupid kid nobody believes him. Plot twist though the sky is falling kinda, there are aliens in the sky which is worse. But since the movie is named after the chicken of course he is the one to save the day in a fairly cliche way. It is a good movie with this cute chicken,cute fish,cute alien and ugly duck, oh yeah there is also a pig. There is not much to say about this movie but you can watch it but in opinion on it is meh. It is not a complete waste of your time.

 

Ice Age

Have you ever seen ice age? Good if u have, go see it if u haven't. it has good elephants and bad ones, and sometimes they battle! it is full of surprises and thrill that keeps you on the edge of your seat. I implore everyone to go see the movie in IMAXIMUM. So it's about some animals that find a human baby and then decide to take care of that baby and its like super funny. OMG and there is a squril.

Sharkboy and Lavgirl

If you ever had a childhood or a decent life you have watched this movie. This movie is honestly fire. It's about this fire girl named Lavagirl and this cool kid named Sharkboy. They are there to helped this bullied kid named Max escape into a fantasy world. But in this world they need his help to fight aliens and help the their world from total destruction. Oh yeah and the one and only George Lopez is in this movie. Don't believe me? Well look down and see that picture? And yes this was an excuse to write more but to put less thought into this post. So long story short the movie was amazing and the acting was even better.10/10 would watch again.

Sausage Party (2016)

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Anyway there is this new movie I am super excited  to see, well if my parents let me see it. Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen are working on a movie called Sausage Party. They are most know for This Is The End, Pineapple Express, Superbad, and The Interview. So basically you know that this movie is going to be funny. The story follows a sausage named Frank (Seth Rogen) as he discovers the truth to his existence.  Not only is Seth Rogen going to be in it but also James Franco, Kristen Wiig, Paul Rudd and so many more stars. It's an animated comedy and the trailer is already out so go watch it. So of you like animations, watch it. If you like comedy's, watch it. If you like stupid movies that have really cool people voicing foods, watch it.  It's release date is August 12, 2016.

Batman I guess

Since the new movie Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice is coming out soon a Batman or Super man post was bound to happen. And since I hate Superman this post is about Batman. More accurately The Dark Night, the hands down best Batman movie ever. It had the best Joker ever and best Batman Ever. Heath Leger gave an played the Joker perfectly, he was menacing, frightening, and the best kind of insane. Also Christian Bale is the first actor that comes to mind when I hear Batman because you know he's an amazing Batman, he sets the standers so high and who knows if Ben Affleck can meet those standers. OK so this post was at first about Batman but now it's going to be about Batman v. Superman just because I have more thought on it. First there has got to be better people to play Batman. Second, why is Wonder Women there? Like honestly DC is just trying to speed up the process of a Justice League movie by slapping her in there. Why can't she just get her own  movie. Third, what is with this obese bat symbol. What is with this new suit?  Finally, why is this movie happening ? We all know Batman is going to win and half the city is going to be destroyed anyway.

Chef

This post was made in front of a live chef.

Shout out to my boi ChefFrothyheart, this post is for you.

Hello, you sad pathetic movie entrepreneurs! Today we talk about the god of movies. I'm of course talking about Chef. Why wouldn't you? Chef is easily the best movie in this universal plain. Chef is a touching movie between a man losing his job, a divorce, a son looking up to his father, a group of friends you'll get to know and love, the list could go on. Chef can get any person to show forth emotion. Interrogating someone? Show them Chef. Alone on a Saturday night? Watch Chef. Netflix and chill? It's all Chef.

The Walking Dead

Yeah the blog is called all about movies but then agin it's my blog so I can make it about a TV show if I want. So today is about The Walking Dead one of my favorite TV shows and how it is coming to an end. In the show the walkers are decaying and reaching the final stage of decomposition. In season one the walkers are in the first stage the fresh stage. All the walkers are pale and are still very in tact. But as time goes you see they become more dead. There skin turn darker and there eyes fall into the skulls more, there skin becomes loose and falls off easier as well. From looking at the walkers currently they seem to be in the fourth stage, advances decay. (There are five stages) Even the produces know it moving the cast from Atlanta to Alexandra, a place with a cooler climate so the walkers could decay slower making the show last longer. Even with newly occurring walkers the apocalypse is slowing down and coming to an end.

Deadpool

Today's blog post is about Deadpool. Fans have waited years for this movie. The hype for this movie was real and honestly it did not disappoint. It made $300 million dollars worldwide weekend debut. It was not only the biggest February debut it was also the 8th-biggest non-summer debut of all time, and the 17th-biggest opening weekend in history. Needless to say this movie made a lot more money than expected. And for good reason, This Movie Was Amazing. It was action packed and hilarious. Ryan Reynolds was definitely the best person that could have been casted for the role. I totally recommend this movie but just so you know it's R-rated so better leave the children at home.

Pulp Fiction

Why is Pulp Fiction called Pulp Fiction I hear no one say. Well little voice in my head I have the answer. The reason why it is called pulp fiction is because of magazines that appeared in the early 1900's that were referred to as pulp or pulp fiction. They were called this due to the cheap paper that the magazines were made of. The paper may have been cheap but the front covers were always the best parts. They had beautiful women in some sort of distress and men coming to save her, they were over all nicely drawn. The magazines were sold for 10 cents so everyone was able of getting them. These magazines normally had violence, crime, and sex to attract readers which really worked.The movie went on to mirror those ideas and style of the magazines. Just like the magazines the movie was a huge success.

Straight Outta Compton

If you want to learn about one of the greatest groups ever you need to watch Straight Outta Compton. If you want to learn about the realest OG's of all time you need to watch Straight Outta Compton. The amount of work and dedication that was put into this movie is crazy. Ice cube was so dedicated to the making of this movie he had a son just so there could be an actor to play as him. It has all the best songs from N.W.A and is just really cool. The movie's title also stared a meme. The meme was small but funny at the same time. It also reminded you of the fallen brother, Eazy-E. R.I.P The movie murdered box office with 201.6 million dollars. It was nominated for over 10 different awards and is a great watch.