Over The Hedge

BAM Raccoon BAM squirrel BAM TURTLE FOR SOME REASON then you add a hedge and then WOWZA YOU GOT YOURSELF A GOOD MOVIE. Over the hedge is that one movie that was made in a last ditch effort to save your company and get money so you really hoped people would like it. And then people did like it, but then agin not enough people liked it so it died two minutes after it's release. BUT still the like 20 people that did like will always have good memories of that movie. It's about this raccoon dude that gets the forest animals to steal. It's the furry version of oceans eleven or something. SO yeah they go out and like steal a ton of snacks from humans and the humans don't notice until the end of the movie. And then the raccoon has to repay this bear because he ruined his snacks and stuff so theres an angry bear in the movie. The weird part is how every animal in the movie is super smart and can steal stuff. And like why are they stealing in the first place? Their are a lot more berries in the forrest than chips in a lays bag. I MEAN EVERYONE WANTS A GOOD TWINKE EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE BUT IF THEY HAVE THE BRAINS TO STEAL THEN THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A JOB AND PROVIDE FOR THERE FAMILY. LIKE SERIOUSLY HAVE A HEART. STEALING IS THE ONE TRUE SIN.

The Bee Movie

Some would describe first love as an interaction between the same species. However, one great movie dispels that notion, the notion that a woman cannot date a bee. When a beautiful cgi character leaves her abusive husband, played by Patrick Warburton, all goes to heaven when she finds her true love...a bee....played by Jerry Seinfeld. Yes thats right, if this movie didn't tug at your heart strings before, beastiality is sure to do the trick. However, the game goes sour when the Bee's don't like the human interaction, because Jerry Bee pulls the girls, and they do not. However the game goes sourer when Bees want their honey back from the humans. Jerry Seinbee will now, with the help of his lover, fight back through the court system. I suggest anyone into what i just said to check out the Bee Movie. It is very good. 10/10.

High School Musical

Do you like high school? Of course not. Do you like musicals? Yeah you do. Well do I have the movie for you. The movie that shaped a generation, and by generation I mean me, High School Musical. It's about the average american high school with the clique people in every high school. The jocks,the nerd, the skaters,the drama geeks, and everyone else that doesn't matter. But this movie has a twist, The most famous jock, Troy Bolton, falls in love with a nerd. Oh no! It's so different and weird that everyone hates it. But wait there is more! They both sing! A jock singing there is no way that is accepted in this society. You thought it was only Troy but you thought wrong. Another jock, Zeke, admits that he bakes and could make a creme brulee, man that was one of the biggest plot twist in movie history. After a little montage and some sad song they are accepted. It taught people that what everybody else thinks is important until they stop caring. The movie ends with a bomb song that everybody should know. Man that was a good movie.

Chicken Little

Today we talk about that train wreck of  a movie Chicken Little. Chicken Little is that one movie that never did all that well and you never really wanted to see but when it comes on Disney channel you can't help but sit and watch it. And if we are being honest here the only reason why you don't rip your eyes out is because if the fish dude. It's about this chicken who notices that the sky is falling and tells everyone about it. But since his a stupid kid nobody believes him. Plot twist though the sky is falling kinda, there are aliens in the sky which is worse. But since the movie is named after the chicken of course he is the one to save the day in a fairly cliche way. It is a good movie with this cute chicken,cute fish,cute alien and ugly duck, oh yeah there is also a pig. There is not much to say about this movie but you can watch it but in opinion on it is meh. It is not a complete waste of your time.

 

Ice Age

Have you ever seen ice age? Good if u have, go see it if u haven't. it has good elephants and bad ones, and sometimes they battle! it is full of surprises and thrill that keeps you on the edge of your seat. I implore everyone to go see the movie in IMAXIMUM. So it's about some animals that find a human baby and then decide to take care of that baby and its like super funny. OMG and there is a squril.

Sharkboy and Lavgirl

If you ever had a childhood or a decent life you have watched this movie. This movie is honestly fire. It's about this fire girl named Lavagirl and this cool kid named Sharkboy. They are there to helped this bullied kid named Max escape into a fantasy world. But in this world they need his help to fight aliens and help the their world from total destruction. Oh yeah and the one and only George Lopez is in this movie. Don't believe me? Well look down and see that picture? And yes this was an excuse to write more but to put less thought into this post. So long story short the movie was amazing and the acting was even better.10/10 would watch again.

Sausage Party (2016)

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Anyway there is this new movie I am super excited  to see, well if my parents let me see it. Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen are working on a movie called Sausage Party. They are most know for This Is The End, Pineapple Express, Superbad, and The Interview. So basically you know that this movie is going to be funny. The story follows a sausage named Frank (Seth Rogen) as he discovers the truth to his existence.  Not only is Seth Rogen going to be in it but also James Franco, Kristen Wiig, Paul Rudd and so many more stars. It's an animated comedy and the trailer is already out so go watch it. So of you like animations, watch it. If you like comedy's, watch it. If you like stupid movies that have really cool people voicing foods, watch it.  It's release date is August 12, 2016.